"I might not sing or talk in this band, but there is another voice in blink, and that's the drums!"

"Misery is flying in an airplane"

"I'm the guy on tour who will do his own thing"

"What the hell's in your nose?"-Travis (but most likely Rick), to Tom "Dr. Bruce, any chance of that being gonorrhea of the throat?"-Travis "Please?"-Mark

"Is she an actress? That's some actress! It's gonna be scary to roll around in the sand with her"
Making of All The Small Things video when he saw the gorgeous woman he was going to make out with

"Everything is beautiful in this band. Its much simpler than the nine piece I was in before."

"We are just a silly little punk band."

"If I were a condom I'd be too big."

"Put me up in front of a million people and ask me to speak. I'll flop. But put me behind my drums and I'll always go with it." MTV diary

"I wanted to be a Pro skater but I kept on hurting myself to the point where I couldn't even do it anymore..."

"I like to teach drumming. It gives kids the advantage I didn't have. Plus I like to keep track of the little guys. Cause I don't want any little guy sneaking up on me, you know!"

"I'm kinda sweaty, why? - Wanna go do something?" Making Man Overboard

"Awe, are you saying you never dyed your hair? Mr. Purple hair like 2 months ago..."

"I want a tattoo of a sailor ship, all the way from my wrist to my, to my tittie!"

"Dude, your so faulty...Is this...Is this your beer?"

"I like gangster rap because it's funny, but I'm not into anything though if it doesn't have a good message."

"I don't write lyrics or anything like that."

"Our music has nothing to do with politics or aggression. It's all about fun."

"I cannot have anything to do with something that suggests violence."

"I've got three Caddilacs supped up ready and waiting for me when I'm finished touring."

"My tattoos, OK...starting on the arms...there's the Virgin Mary for my mom , Familia for friends, Drums, Devils, Birds, '$' symbol, microphone for music and singing in general, bombshell for the ladies...what else do we got...girl on the rocket, Jesus, INRI...over to the stomach, The Ghettoblaster is for my love of Hip Hop, the trucker ladies because I love ladies, Cadillac logo for my love of Cadillacs, Can I Say for Dag Nasty. On my leg I don't want to grow up-Descendents Tattoo...because that band changed my life."

"Tom and Mark have All The small things...I have all the big things"

"She was super-horny. And we were in our underwear. It was good. That's the one thing I can really say about it." About Janine

"What's wrong with San Diego girls?" Fan "They're San Diego girls" Travis

"Fucking dogs isn't for me" Travis
"Not Rottweilers, anyway" Q reporter
"Yeah, they (Mark and Tom) have small dogs that they can take advantage of. I can't do that" Interview in English magazine Q in December 2001 (February 2002 issue)

"I just went in there and got it done. You know, it was pretty easy. I knew what i wanted to do"

"I dont really dance, and they made me do some pretty idiotic things in that video"

"When we went platinum, it was hard to believe, of course, but i dont know. I really felt like we deserved it. I was very happy."

"Famous Stars and Straps is my baby company. Its almost like the the band in a way."

"The drum lessons i just do it for fun. I actually charge less than most teachers do, but its fun"

Tom is talking about boybands, saying alot about how they are, then Travis jumps in:
"How they go to rehab"